Skeleton Offline

We should invent something like that, we'd make a fortune and save hundreds of hapless teenage lives.

Random VM! Nice to meet you.

I like your name change.

I think I need to get something on my iPod or phone that buzzes and goes "YOU ARE AT A ROAD. LOOK BOTH WAYS NOW."

I know, you'd think after a while you'd learn from your mistakes.
There's a road near where I live and I only learned 2 years ago that it was a one way road (which explained a lot ) so I've JUST stopped looking both ways when I cross, and a few weeks back I heard that the council want to make it a 2 way road again. I think they're TRYING to get me hurt.

Meh. I've blown things up in the microwave so many times. You get used to it.
With the roads, my brother takes care of it. Usually by pulling me back and shouting "Watch where you're going, you crazy bitch." He's 12.

Oh yes. A genius who puts tinfoil in the microwave and looks both ways on a one way road but not at all on a two way road.

I'm so normal.

Very.

Nah. The point was to avoid getting caught. I accidentally overslept and missed college, so I grabbed my stuff, jumped out the window and came in the front door. Mum thought I was let out early.

Pretty much the same. Except replace Tumblr with Facebook.
Though I did sneak out of the house on Monday and then walk in the front door?