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I don't doubt that, but middle aged men might feel differently about your naked upper body

Most of the time my neighbours mow the lawn on the weekend when I'm still in bed, so it could be they're doing it naked and the universe just decided to spare me. So you think your neighbours are doing it just for revenge?

Not that I know of, but they are usually bare-chested and with some people that's just not a welcome sight

I hate it when my neighbours (who are all 30+ years old) do that and they really seem to enjoy themselves

You might still be stuck in a cell for a while considering the distance is at least 1.000km, but I'll get there eventually

So you were mowing the lawn in your birthday suit? Your neighbors must have enjoyed that

As your adoptive mother I would bail you out if you were to go to jail anyway because I'm a cool mum, so you keep doing you

That's really interesting and I guess I shouldn't tell you about all the illegal stuff I have done, then (which is nothing except watching TV shows online). As far as I know you have to be in really good shape physically to be able to join the police, so soccer should come in handy.

That's just cruel, I'll adopt you.

Ooh, that makes sense. Do you already know what you want to do for a living?
(And have you mowed the lawn yet? )

Your school is no fun, you should come here as an exchange student and never leave So do you graduate after your GCSE exams or do you do A levels as well? I'm really bad with all this.

I'll be in year 11, which equals one more school year after that until graduation and terrifying amounts of work. It does have some benefits, though, for example we'll be allowed in the infamous lounge for upper classes that's said to have a Playstation and WiFi (I can very well see myself skipping class and hanging out on TH all day ). Are you looking forward to year 10?

Yeah, I'm very clever sometimes I do have a couple of high goals for the future and achieving something small regularly really helps with staying motivated.

Me too, what grade will you be in then? *pretends to know how the education system works in the UK*