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Why don't we just stick at being hilarious without all the competition? Yes! Especially those which have yummy pictures on them. They make life so difficult!

Yes. It felt nice and I bragged a whole lot about it to the ones who weren't at the movie.

Hahahahaha. I just imagined you sitting there like... "What am I even doing here? " Good the office door is soundproof.

I get angry easily, but my anger doesn't last for seconds. My friend says her brother farts for longer than my anger lasts. Sorry, I have some real awkward friends. But, there are times when I have exploded and lost my temper so bad that people won't be forgetting it ever. Vinegar and baking soda, like really? I am not sure how I'd describe myself, but I think I will let it pass. Doubt I can beat what you said.

Ummm.. a touch typer? I am pretty slow when it comes to typing because my mind thinks faster than I type. Then I get confused because I am typing something else and thinking something else. Then I need to rewind my thoughts, put it on slow motion mode and then type. See how much time that takes?

Girls don't usually like football. Girls don't climb trees, pick fruits, eat fruits and throw the seeds at guys passing from below, then jump from the back so the guy is left staring at the tree. I am telling you, I am not normal! Once I not only got down from the tree, I climbed a fence came onto the road and asked a boy why he was staring up at the tree. When he said someone threw a seed at him, I told him that a mad monkey lived in the tree. The speed at which he ran away... omg. In my defense, I was 16, not so grown up. So I am really weird, you know!

You should visit. I could show you around, though I don't live anywhere near both the places and want to visit there, too. The South has pretty places, too. AND YES! I think it was way to easy to guess, I should have gone with a different nickname for the site.

Yes, you should make it and I will join. And exactly, then I don't reply and then suddenly after a few months go and say hi and the conversation goes the same course.

I don't give up easily. You are funnier. Yes, coffee is awesome. I say I am going for coffee, but I am very likely to get distracted and order something else off the menu. I am weird.

Haha, she was my favorite teacher and I was really excited because after that she asked me if I'd go with her for a movie. Apparently she did not have company for that movie, since this other retired teacher who is her best friend was out of town. You should have seen the look on a few of my school friends faces who happened to be at the same movie. They were jealous, because she is the best teacher we'd ever had.

No, I agree with you. This kid I taught when she was around 8-9, is now 14. She is almost as tall as me. From being her teacher, I am now her friend. She comes to be with crush stories and stuff. It's nice, actually. Thought sometimes I feel old.

Naaa, I am docile. I am actually one of those who talks to an insect and asks them to leave the room, because I don't want to come across as rude by picking it up and putting it out. If it doesn't listen to my request, I pick it up and put it in our garden. Much to my mother's annoyance, they find their way back in. Now tell me who is weird?

I double check for grammatical errors. Nothing else. I just don't get rid of too much content because I am lazy and the backspace key takes too much effort.

Ummm, I think I am made of all weird. There is not a bit of normal in me, except when I was in school. Though till date my best friend swears that the "normal me" in school was all pretense.

I am from India. I live in a small town in the central region and study in a city in the South. I go by Kav, though that is only a part of my names. There are two more letters at the end, which I will let you guess. Because there's no fun in telling everything.

I am not alone! I feel accepted now. I know right. Small talk is boring because I never have any idea how to continue the conversation.

Nope. You are funnier! I am stubborn. I am going out to coffee today and that, I know is irrelevant!

Haha, that happens with English grammar, history and maths here. My old school teacher called me and asked me if I remembered how she had taught us grammar in school, because she seems to have forgotten. She retired 4 years back and now recently joined as a volunteer in a school. I actually went to her house and reminded her about how she had taught us. Doesn't help that she is partly deaf (because of old age) and I was actually screaming grammar.

Exactly, some get intelligent and some turn into brats. I volunteer to teach dance to kids in my school a month before the annual day program. My best friend and I go and we sit and guess which kid is going to grow up like whom, from our batch.

Yes it is. But right now I have two 5th graders who have been together since kindergarten. Doesn't help that I know them both since they were little. All my threats (jk...I don't really threaten) go on deaf years. Yesterday one of them actually climber onto the grill on my window and insisted she will say her English poem from there. I don't know if I paid attention to her poem, because I was busy paying attention so I could catch her if she fell. And I can't even complain to their parents, because both sets of parents know me from when I was very little. If I complain they will just remind me about the time I climbed on top of the mango tree in my neighbor's backyard because I had read a lesson about a parakeet on a mango tree. Thankfully since I know the parents I get a free hand with the kids. All the naughtiness is accepted.

The minute I typed "take it out of the bedroom" I realized I shouldn't have, but I let it be. I have this really creepy mind which uses wrong words to describe the most innocent of actions.

And who said I am from America? Now I am jealous of your cousin. My aim in life has always been to marry a Chelsea fan in London. I am weird.

I figured. I am well versed with the UK time, because of football matches.


I think this got too long. Bear with me. I talk a lot and seems like I type a lot more.

Ummm, and if they don't find it funny they'd be forced to laugh because they paid for it. I am being stubborn now.

Yes yes yes, once I figure out what my problem is I will PM you. The thing is sometimes I don't even know how to explain what computer problem I have.

That is actually such a cute age. Once kids become teenagers I find it hard to work with them. I was one of the class clowns. But since out class was full of them, nobody ever got disturbed except the teacher. I am all for letting kids clown around every once in a while, except if they have come home to be tutored. In that case they can do whatever they like, as long as they take ti out of my bedroom.

Well yeah. Apparently parents are ready to pay more to private tutors than they actually pay in school. Though I can't charge a lot since my mom doesn't. You know how that works.

I love the England but I am jealous of people who live there. Chelsea fan speaking. I wish I was somewhere closer to football. I have distant family in Newcastle. OH YES! Laura is awesome. So are you.

Just have a lot on my mind but i'll be ok. No I have not got anything planned.

Take care ~Justin~

Well, I am not sure of how humorous I am, but in a circus people just laugh at anything since they paid to go laugh. I don't know if that made sense.

I have weak muscles in my back, so I have a constant pain on most days. I am currently on medication and exercise for it and the doctor says it should improve. But the fall doesn't help with the pain.

I am horrible at computers. Wait, horrible is an understatement. I might bug you if I have difficulty understanding anything computer related.

Schools are fun! Well, we have assistant teachers but its only for upto classes with 5 year old kids. I think once you get older, you are expected to suck it up and behave here. My country doesn't have a really good education system unless your parents can spend big money and have you put in a posh school. Thankfully I went to a convent, so I have no complains. Teaching assistant sounds like a fun job. You get paid, I volunteer. I am jealous. I don't plan on working in a school, I earn by tutoring kids at home.

You education says 'Sixth form (UK)' Are you from the UK?
Have fun, emoji-ing.

Haha, My mom reckons with my balance skills I could become a joker in a circus. You know those ones that keep tripping on their own feet, those.
I know right! I have a back problem already and this fall doesn't help.

Wait, you working with computers? I think I will stick to the kids. Last year I had a kid who had computers as a subject in school. I would borrow his book and read through it two days in advance, just so I could teach him properly. So, I am a noob!

You work in a school? Fun. I volunteer in a community school for kids from poor families. I teach English, but it isn't a regular job. I just go for a couple of months at the end of the year, because that's how the school works. Don't even ask me why and how, I never asked the authorities, it isn't worth it.
What does an assistant teacher do? Sorry I am not sure if we even have that position in schools here. Things here are different, I think.

You could click on "Go Advance", you get a few emojis on the right side of the box, from where you can go to the whole list.

Been pretty rough recently but I'm ok. Got any plans this week? Thanks for your reply on my thread.

Take care ~Justin~

Hi how are you doing.

Take care ~Justin~

Hahaha, well I was wearing a rather colourful T-shirt. And no steps, that just wouldn't be comic because tumbling down steps is a valid fall. But walking on flat flooring and the next minute lying flat on your back, is not normal. But my back hurts.

Wait, paperwork sounds better than teaching a 5th grader history. I am a private tutor, so is my mom. I just take kids from her and I can swear she gives me the rather difficult one.. jk. We could swap.