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Fact One: "I don't bite... unless you're into that sort of thing "
I would just like to point out that I am most definitely into that sort of thing. Why hasn't more biting been going on? I do not understand this logic...
Fact Two: Gtalk is a bitch. Rwar.
Fact Three: You are very pretty, yah know?
Fact Five: I can't count.

Haha, a laugh is always good to give.

Among other things, .

So whats your orgasm collection charity called?

Uh... I've rethought that, and you can be afraid.
Only because of the likelihood of a terrorist attack, though. :P

Lovely is an odd word. It combines "love" and "ly". So are we supposed to love while lying down? Yes? All right, let's do it...!

And that's how reproduction came around...

*cue laughter. or just you being grossed out. I don't even know where this came from.*

I love you too. <3

Sursilleh.

Because you is afraids of Google and tall ppl and apparently small towns in the middle of nowhere... Hey man, what's wrong with the middle of nowhere? *pouts*

Someday, we shall meets. I deem it so.

I also SO didn't sound all srs bsns there... that's no fun...

Whatevs. Love foh yuhs.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I could go on xD

<3 (for good measure)

Better safe and paranoid than sorry and...dead, right ? :P

Exactly ! lol and even if that means being paranoid and stopping the shower ever 3 seconds cause you think you heard something and whould hate to be murdered in your shower, hehe . Reasonable self-protection really =P

Yeah same lol.

I wouldn't know either lol
Yup, for our safety and to avoid being murdered by a serial killer :P

Definatley not easy, where I live, I have financial aid since I'm under 18 but you surely need a 25 hour/week job to afford the rent :P
LOL yup, it's crazy how we can get paranoid sometimes