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Lol! Santa got some personal issues

Oh!! The paint story my favorite. You may like this one lol
As I said before, I got into stuff. So one night, while my parents are asleep, I snuck out of my room. I immidiately got out the paint. It was green, brown and red paint (this is important). so I started painting the furniture . Well my parents wake up in the morning, come out of there room and literally start yelling, "Ashtyn!!!!!" so my parents are trying to find me, my mom thinks I'm dead because she figured I ate the paint. She said after 10 minutes she sees my blue/gray eyes peeking out from under the table. My face was colored in brown and green paint, it was under my eyes (like a football players) so it was like camouflage

Lol! Oh god the fly story...except this happened in 7th grade lol...nvm. I have bad experiences with insects...
Butterflies love to attack people o:

Hahaha, that's alright, I get it a lot . That's insane, have you gone professional yet? You are probably the most successful sportsperson I have eevr met . Bull riding is kick ass .

Conniving Invention Stables, I love the name. Aaaah, fair enough. You certainly would not want to throw out the show saddle then, in that case . Woah woah woah, hold on for one moment, did you say half a MILLION dollars, 500,000 dollars or 500 MILLIION dollars?

Either way, that is a LOT of cash.

Hahaha teaching in itself is tough no matter what you are teaching people LOL. Congratulations on such amazing success in the sport, you really deserve it . Something you're going to pass on to your kids?

I am gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood indeed. I cannot wait to go back to school on Monday. I had exams. Summer Break for us was December haha.

Woah, nice work! I have got to go back into graphic design myself, I used to be OBSESSED .

Ok, windex story. This one is kinda funny, because I of people would do this.
So, as a child I got into stuff ALOT. So I went into the cabinet under the sink and found Windex. I knew that my mom used it to clean, so I thought I'd do the same. So I dumped half the bottle on the floor and then drank the rest my mom said she started screaming as she tried to get me to stop drinking it. Then she called poison control which you will find out she did a lot with me.

Lmfao!!!! Rofl
"THAT'S NO FUCKING DOLPHIN!" I'm so going to hold that against you
Ah that's funny

Alright. Elmo story:
You know how on elmo he colors on his walls? With his crayons? (you can see where this is going.)
So one day I'm coloring when I get this idea to be like elmo and write in the walls. I start coloring on the walls when my mom comes in and asks me who colored on the walls. At first I blame Jennifer (family friend). My mom is like, "No Ashtyn, Jennifer didn't do this." but I kept insisting that she did, indeed do so. Eventually I was like, "mommy! Elmo did it!! He came in when we weren't looking, took my crayons and did it!!" lol then I showed her in the show where he had crayon colors on his walls to prove it

Lmfao!!! I can totally see you doing that. Oh that's funny

I was kind of hard headed...and trust me the others are worse I:
Oh I forgot the time I got into the Reese's cups o:
Anyways, your turn

Lol kk we'll go down the list. I remember a lot of childhood memories ...the house fire was an interesting one I: