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Lol, I started reading it and was like do I even wanna know- then sure enough I was like nope don't wanna know

Lol ok
Well it was either jazz or ballet, I think ballet. I was 4 and we had to dress up in these cat outfits for this dance recital. So we go out there on this stage and the parents are there and everything. Well during the dance recital my cat tail fell off so I walked over, picked it up and started swinging it over my head I seriously was dancing and swinging it over my head the whole time. Of course the audience was laughing like crazy which only encouraged me. Ah good times.

Lol that ain't the worst of it. Downtown Dallas my friend, go there at night. You'll see some interesting things I: one time my grandfather is like don't look at them fighting..they'll kill us because we're witnessess

Oh boy...the dance recital idk if I should tell you lol I was..an interesting kid

Alright.
So when I was little I had this big pillow that was Rudolph, he had the read nose and everything. He also had white hair on his head
Well me being me I wanted to give him a hair cut. So I asked my mom if I could use my scissors to cut his hair but she said no. Well at the time we had a white cat, who shed white fur. So i started cutting Rudolph's hair, and so I wouldnt get caught I went around sprinkling the hair wherever I saw cat fur. I thought it would blend right in and I wouldn't get in trouble. Well turns out Rudolph's hair was a little darker then the cats so one day my mom is walking around confused trying to figure out where the hair is from. Then she found out about Rudolph

You wanna hear the Rudolph or the dance recital first? Although idk if I should tell you the dance recital one, you may hold that against me

Lmfao! You shot a guy for shooting you, nice.
And you will NOT be seeing that video lol. Or any of them videos. Omg I didn't tell you about the dance recital...that was the funniest shit ever. Like even I couldn't deny how fuckin awesome I was

Farm song story:
When I was 4 I got a microphone for my birthday. Now when I was little I was kinda crazy but loved making people laugh. So one day I decide I'm going to sing a song I made up my dad got the camera out and everything, expecting it only to last a few minutes at most. Well I started singing about a farm and how a farmer did all this stuff. It lasted like 1 hour lol. My parents would be like, "are you done yet?" and I'm like, "No!! There's more." and keep going. -__- I think they still have the effin video

Lol! Grody!! I'd prolly have been saying ewwww the rest of the day

Hahaha, you have no idea LOL. Oh, well you look beautiful in your avatar . Hey, what is the difference between college and university? Aaaaaaaaaaah, fair enough, I know one more member with a mind in Nuclear science .

Good luck with your military training . The age for military enrolment is seventeen over there, right? Eighteen here .

Hahaha, frist shot and it is a winner LOL. I think I know what you mean by breaking people's eardrums. Screaming in celebration? . I know my friend Taz goes ballistic when an achievement comes up, it is awesome to see LOL.

Wow, that is a really cool. That's OK, I know you weren't bragging . I guess it is sort of like a family coat of arms, only a stable show saddle . Do people ride show saddles at parades, or......

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, nearly graduated! When are you going to start studying? Nah, I kid LOL, enjoy these next few days .

Ok, muscle relaxer story. Once again, when my parents were asleep, I snuck out of my room. (seems I liked the night even when I was little) and went into my dads stuff. I found a tube of muscle relaxer, but I thought it was tooth paste. So I thought I'd do my mom a favor and brush my own teeth. So I brushed my teeth with it, then came in my parents room talking really weird. I was like, "mommie I bussshh my teeef." my mom is like what the hell did you do? I was like, "I bush my teef!!" so then my mom asks me what I used so I bring her the muscle relaxer cream and she calls poison control again lol. She said my tongue was literally hanging out of my mouth, because it went numb. Boy did my dad get in trouble...