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Deferred. Date was good apart from that, though. She's pretty hot.

Pfft, it isn't shooting down if she suggests an alternative time. My plans are just delayed, that's all. Soon, the Panzer division of my cock will burst through the Maginot Line of her vagina.

Can you tell I'm drunk?

Cocktails followed by first date sex. Which is what I'd have been doing tonight, if she hadn't cancelled and asked to reschedule for Friday.

Cinema dates = fail. But I'm glad you're broadening your horizons.

Awww, that's so sweet and adorable. Taking her anywhere good?

Did you die your hair red yet?

I really like your signature.

Heh. Funnily enough I didn't notice this until just now, because I logged off TH and finished my essay right after my last message. Great dominatrix impression, though. Should I start calling you Mistress?

You're a bad influence, you know that?

Sweetie, I wish I had your faith in humanity. But I've seen it work way too many times. And I sort of like you too. Sometimes.



Oh, and I could totally use some education advice right now. I need another 1000 words of International Relations essay, but I overcaffeinated myself and remembered two things: first, that the Wildhearts are the greatest band ever, and second, that I haven't listened to them in ages. So now instead of writing, I'm listening to every song they've ever recorded and resisting the urge to plug in my amp and rock the fuck out, sleeping flatmates or not. Help plz?