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I have never considered climbing into the sky to take a nap. I've considered taking a nap in the middle of a lake, though. But that wouldn't be very extravagant for a unibear. Also whoawhoawhoa why are you talking as though the unibear is our child and we are living in a house together with it
When did any of this happen

(And is that your kink)

Pfft. It can fly and it has magical powers and it's just going to nap on fluffy clouds? I'd rather have it be an all-powerful desolation machine that could trample armies beneath its giant bear paws of death and raze entire countries with a massive fire-inducing roar and topple defenses like it was kicking over a sand castle.
But yeah the cute thing is alright

(I know my kinks? I was the one who had to ask a question because I was uncertain; you're the one who knows seems to know the facts here)

Ah. Then I think I would be alright with a unibear. Is its colourful tail like a unicorn's tail or is it a short little stubby bear tail? What kind of magical powers does it have? Can it fly? Does it have super strength? Can it talk?

(Are you telling me a sexual preference involving chocolate sauce is unusual)

Well it is quite cool because of the wind currently, although in Perth I don't think he is going to be able to wear it. But you never know, it might be cool enough under all those clothes depending on how thick they are.

Phil will definitely not survive here, especially with all the snakes and spiders everywhere. I don't even know how I've survived this far, so they have no hope

I'd have to see this "unibear" for myself before I made a decision. Like, is it a bear with a horn? Is it a unicorn in the front but a bear in the back? Is it some random combination of the two? And I mean if your tongue is stuck to an icicle that tastes like maple sap then it'll just melt on your tongue and that's ok since it tastes like maple sap so

(I was not aware of this classification of kinks)

Why thank you

Not yet, tragically they are on the other side of Australia but they're getting closer. 10 more days.. I wonder if Phil is going to get lost hunting Pokemon, like he predicted?

Just wondering, what snacks might I receive?

Being passionate about unicorns and cheese sauce is a good thing. I mean, a unicorn is no bear, of course, but that's alright. I don't think we Canadians do anything with maple syrup and icicles, no. Although I do remember hearing a rumor that if icicles form on a maple tree, they'll taste like the maple sap. No idea if that's actually true.

(Well joke's on you because I don't think I actually have any kinks)
(Yeah sorry I'm boring)

Those were hot-blooded arguments? I didn't even know they were arguments, let alone hot-blooded ones. I thought we were just having a friendly, civil discussion. Maple syrup isn't really yellow, though. It's brown. That being said, you probably shouldn't eat brown snow either, unless you know for sure that it's maple syrup.

(I don't really know how you suppose you're going to do that without hard-steering the conversation into kinks)