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I mean, the adults in my family can fend for themselves and grab their own spawn if necessary.

Some of my time after school was spent in my room, with the door shut, listening to music through head phones. I enjoyed those kids, though. Amazing seeing them all grow up. Even the kids my grandmother watched when I was young. One of them is a senior in high school! Nowadays I enjoy my quiet time. I love my nephew, but I love him most when he is happy and not whiny, tired, or sick. If he's anything besides happy, his parents can have him. I am the black sheep as well, though! The only one (aside from my mother) who's been in therapy or even admits they have a mental illness. So that makes me the black (or eye blindingly rainbow) sheep. No shame there. Being normal and presentable is boring.

Mmm, it's not legal to drink at 16 here and I'm not sure about legalities in your country, so I'm going to skip talking about alcohol.

And no eating utensils necessary unless you have any, but some soy sauce would be fantastic.

Well my whole family is from England and all of us get cold during the middle of winter, or at least cold enough, so I wouldn't say that we weren't used to the cold. If anything, I'm not used to the heat, however feel free to stop by and decide for yourself

Honestly, my bunny would be the first thing I'd grab too. Then I'd go for the cat carriers and the cats.

I'm good with kids. I lived with my grandmother for over 6 years and she ran an in-home day care that I often helped out with after school. I just don't like children unless I'm related to them and therefore slightly required to like their presence. They annoy me. I love my nephew to death, but he also annoys the hell out of me. Maybe I've just been peed on by too many different parents spawn to like children or want any of my own. I can't wait for school to start when all the neighborhood children (and my nephew) will be back in school. That means peace and quiet until ~3:30PM.

Haha, yes vodka is made from potatoes. I don't quite care for alcohol much myself, though.

And you might be giving me a lot of sushi (if that counts as a snack).

Well Summer has the heat, Spring has the birds, like magpies and plovers, Winter has the cold that is mostly just because of the wind but you will freeze, and Autumn doesn't have much actually. So Autumn I guess then

I wonder how Phil is going to react to the plovers as well, they tend to be very aggressive during spring so chase after them like he did with the squirrel, and they will chase him back. Not a good idea Philly

A hammock would be lots of fun, but yeah totally do cover it in chocolate sauce. My bear might be lucky, or it might also just be the best bear in the whole world, so only a unicorn is good enough for it. Only the last unicorn on the planet is good enough for my bear.

(Oh but I thought we'd already established that you weren't going to eat me. The offer of human flesh sounds like it is definitely an offer I would refuse)

Well a waterbed would probably still be lots of fun, but maybe just don't jump around on it a bunch. I imagine my bear would actually have very unrealistic standards, because apparently no other bear is good enough for my bear so my bear settles for a unicorn.

(Oh good, it's always reassuring when someone tells you they don't plan on feasting on human flesh with you)

I guess so. I imagine if you were to jump around on a waterbed and caused it to burst, it would just make a bunch of water go everywhere. I'd be alright with having my bear sign a peace contract, but I'd definitely have to teach it to write.

(now you're scary)

That does sound like it would be very relaxing. I've never slept on a waterbed, but I imagine that's pretty much the idea of a waterbed. I don't know why my bear would try to eat your unicorn, especially if they were already doing the "bow-chika-bow-wow". I don't think actually think a bear would even try to take down a unicorn (assuming your unicorn is the same size as/larger than an average horse).

(Is that a problem that you frequently encounter)

Well I had considered that as well and my solution was to sleep on a floaty raft thing instead of just on the surface of the water. Bears can be good parents. I mean bear dads are kind of assholes but a bear mother is very protective of her cub. I have no idea how unicorn parenting works, but if your unicorn is male, then at least we know that the unibear has a good mother. But if not then I don't really know if I'm ready to take care of a mythological creature either so that is probably something we should have discussed first

(I still don't know if that's creepier than cannibalism)