Dear Minions,
It has come to my attention you appear deprived of my presence. I can understand how and why you feel this way because I am obviously the coolest person known to man. I have been away doing 'stuff' like you do, and have not being able to reply to any comments. Rest assured, voldy is ready to 'get down' with his loyal 'crew' and party until sparks come out of our... wands. I would like to tell you all thank you for staying loyal, I dig you all and have a pleasant week.
Yours sincerely, Tom Marvolo Riddle Voldemort

Hi hi voldemort? how ya been? no new messages for your "minions"?