I hate that smiley!!

Stick to the analogies, they're more sensible.

Well go out, get a guy and get laid then! just don't be surprised when you break up a few months later!

Yeah. But this equals no fun. =P
I'm not partial to realities.

No I don't usually do that! I sorta didn't know how to say it! Guess good things need time was what I meant :

Baha. You seem to be like the dad who gives all of these analogies for dating advice/talk about the birds and the bees. It just struck me now, thought I'd drop a line. =P
"Well honey, it's like...when...uhm..."
Or just a really verbally-linguistic based person. =P