I'm a terrible person, I know!

Haha, oh yeah. You know that really cute, happy song from that one Cox commercial?
"Well, I like you so very much, so much in fact, I gotta wake you up. Its not that I've got words to speak, I just wanna see you lovin' me...."
I was singing that while listening to them in the dining room

Well when someone else is getting lectured instead of you, it is indeed reason to celebrate xD

Oh, he just always is. The way he talks to people, how he acts like he's just entitled to everything even if its not his, etc. In general, he's just an unpleasant person to be around. But tonight, I am victorious! Ha, not really but it put me in a good mood

Ha, I dont think the Brady Brunch is even played on tv anymore, is it??
But omg, I feel great right now. My parents are talking to my brother about what an ass he's been lately. Vindictive, thy name is mine!

haha in the newspapers: "The Brady Family Massacre!"

Sounds like a fun parody idea....