Okay, I know roughly where that is.

I assume there are plenty of super fun things to do there?

I love in Madras. That is to say Chennai.
I couldn't think of living anywhere else!

Where in India are you, anyway? Give me the name of a big city that you're in or near... otherwise I won't know.

Well, if you know the right people to go to, definitely!

Okay, so living there is cheap.... but would I be able to get a job that pays me extravagant amounts of money so I can be a filthy rich bugger?

LOL. Who ever said you have to listen to everything your parents say?
Oh, and I'll tell you something? Living here is really cheap compared to almost anywhere abroad!

Well, if you're up to it, I'd be glad to have you pay for me to live my life there. Well, except that part where my family would forbid me from doing so.

Really?! Woah, that's awesome! I'mma try to get you a plane ticket, yuh??!

Actually, I really want an excuse to not be in Wisconsin anymore. If you also give me a plane ticket, I'll be on my way.

I'll pay.

You're just looking for excuses to not be here. Huff. I'm very offended!