Are you kidding? No! Not at all janeeclaire

I'm out for the weekend though. Will be back on Monday! Try not to miss me too much in the meantime x

Well fine, jerk, I'll be a right and proper bitch then.
I hope your wallet suffers miserably!
And that, um, these long months ahead (until September) are filled with suffering!
And that your teeth get so bad, you can't even eat!
So you need to hire rats to chew your foot (I typo'ed, and meant food, but Qwazi with no toes would be fun...) for you, and deposit it in your mouth, through a tube, which they operate by running around on a wheel and sending each other inside on a little conveyer belt!
And I hope that the rat takes a... Hmm, I'll be appropriate and say brings in an old piece of cheese!
And then you'll have to live with a stomachache.
And I'll have to fly over and attend to you as your own personal nurse!
And then, you'll be all mine.

Gonna be online soon?
<3

xo Claire

Haha, what is this nice claire I'm seeing more and more of?

Nope, I'm still alive and well. Keep dreaming about the shower though

Yeah it went okay. Found out it's going to cost loads, and I won't start the treatment till like September. Fun

You think Im going to get addicted to talking to you?

Sounds like you having fun anyway what's the paper on?

Ouch. Burn. I'll just pin it on the fact you haven't talked with me enough to see how great I am.

And haha. I've actually been up to meeting new people, yanno, getting them addicted to talking to me and such. Truth be told, I've just been concentrating on getting my research paper done. Exciting, I know.

How's life?

xo Claire

I'm good thanks Clairemazing? Not really amazed miss big ego

What you been up to anyway? Actually, I don't know if I want to know...