Lol, not great, you want to talk on the chat room?

Pretty nice, actually. Although I'm struggling with writing my patriotic Czech war song. Yours?

Hey how was your day?

But I do think if you do it in real life you'd probably get more genuine interests.

Loool. Yeah I think I do. Mine's become a housewife... not much of a plan really.

Alright, understandable. Fair warning, never, ever go on /r/AmIUgly. Sucks on there. As for sites... I don't want to do that either. Problem is, everyone does it through the Internet now. No one does it legit. If you try in public, you're deemed creepy. I wish it wasn't so, really do, but it seems to be the harsh reality of today's socially incompetent youth. That, and since I'm an engineer, I can't even rely on my school to meet anyone (engineering is 99% male).

Worst comes to worst, I'll become a celibate monk and let myself be used by God. I'd hate that fate, but it's better than nothing. That, or I'll be joining the infantry. You got a plan B?

Oh no, don't be like that! Honestly, if thought of joining one of those dating sites but I'm too afraid of stalkers and pervs etc. Hopefully it'll work for you though!

Loool no thanks. My own criticism is enough thanks for the offer though!

By the way, no pressure, but if you want a 100% honest analysis of your looks, you can count on my brutal cynicism to do the work, as others have done for me before. It's probably not as bad as you think, really. It hardly ever is.

And I'd request the same. If you make breakthroughs, be sure to tell. I'm currently making a profile online so that anyone interested can directly message me, although it'll probably be fruitless. Good luck!