Hmm...I think we need a name for our creation. It doesn't seem fair to not have a name for it. Ooh pythons! those are pretty cool...when I went to NYC there was a guy on the side of the road with one on his shoulders, looked about 10 feet long. Those things can get pretty huge lol. I don't catch them wild that often...only when I'm sure they won't bite haha. Yeah I could probably go a day...but uncomfortably. I get cranky without food

LOL yeah just have VIP spots at every store, even places we've never been to haha. Eww hairy cookies... just dont mistake it for coconut haha. *gag* Aw yeah being walked over isn't much fun...especially when your just trying to be a good person. But yeah I agree, I'd rather that than not have a good side. LOL fists of steel. Have you seen Iron Man? We should just get one of those suits Aww PR stunts are stupid..just created to gain popularity and money....lame!

Ahh simplicity good, most of the time. I've been getting lazier...too much time spent on the computer haha. Here's the link --> Search Results escalator « FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments <-- second picture. That's just stupidity right there

We'll be waking up everyone else in UK...but here in the states we'll still be awake I'm sure we can find someone crazy enough to support us hahaa. Ooh I can have my own little machine!? Woo! Healthy hearts ftw

Hmm...I don't think it's ever been suggested. We shall have to see. Haha yeah my g-pa can spend hours alone with his engines. You'd probably start jumping up and down haha

Ooh sounds fun! I don't think I've been to a proper zoo, I've been deprived. But glad to hear you had a goood time I did have a good 4th..maybe a little TOO much fun haha. But thanks

Haha ooh you wait this... magical place were going to create... Theres going to be hundreds of people like that, itll be common knowledge Yeahh haha went to a zoo yesterdayy saw these MASSIVE... Pythons maybe? Like huuge!!! LOL.. Woah just catch 'em wild?? That must be well cool! Haha epicness! Life must be well different over there ... Lmao yeahh in and out like a pool lool... He must do to be honest, no other way :/ Hehe yeahh, you'd end up starving with NO food, anyday... But a day or so without it isnt so bad :L Its do-able... I wouldnt skip breakfast though, even if I have it as a brinch, cant go without...

Lmao! I take it they're ours.. just ours even if theyre shops we never visit... We'l be like... Royalty... VIP! Hehe Well maybe I can manage mac n' cheese but beyond the ready meal lifestyle, Im stumped haha... Lool yeahh ust hope they dont get lost in the post, else Ill open up a box o' hairy cookies :/...

Yeahh just be walked all over T'isnt niice =/ still to be honest Id rather be walked over and have a nice side than just be really.. nasty to everyone... Ooh they won't know a thing us and our fists of steel! They'll be knocked out, they wont know WHAT hit 'em! Yeahh thats rediculous amount of money... but apparently it was all a PR stunt :| SOME PR stunt!!

Hehe well tracing paper has its thrills , but then again make something simple? Ima laaaazy kinda guy... gotta change me ways! Hehe yeahh the wonders of photoshop! =/ Noo? Havent seen the escalator sign one? Whas thaa one??

Welll... To be honest, we'll be waking up just about everyone else... So noone else is going to support this crazy scheme =p, aha but thanks... Just sort of follow in an equally loud/fast replica of my lil mean machine and keep score ... Yeahh I guess... If someone goes onnn and onnn it can get annoying :L... Laid back people are easy to be around, and have healthy hearts =D

Hmm just one potential flaw, can you like include medicine with... a book?? Yeahh suree will give ya a bell!! Ooh wowza!? Tha sounds immense!! Id be like a lil kid with a new toy... a whole garage full to be correct :L

Sorry I took so long to replyy! Had a MANIC weekend went to the zoo with my GF was an amaaaazing day lmao and yeah but heres the reply now, and my photoshopping coming soon

And I hope you had a good 4th of July (:

Oh that sounds better Haha that would have to be a pretty smart fellow...an intelligence limiting chip for snake brains. Interesting LOL. You've really only seen snakes at zoo's? I just caught a wild one a few weeks ago (the one that peed), and we catch them around here all the time. Haha maybe the snake dives into the water with its mouth open and he just fills up xD Yeahh that happens to me! Like once I start eating, I don't want to stop and I just feel hungry. So I usually just skip out of breakfast altogether, even though breakfast food is the best I don't think I could go a whole day without food, gotta have at least ONE meal in mah tummy

Oh they better not take 'em...back off our spots! Aww you can't cook? Not even mac n' cheese? I'm an okay cook...I'll improve my skills then when I'm old I'll send some across the ocean right to ya

Yeah, it's all our parents fault xD It can be a good thing, until someone not-so-nice comes along. Ha an accident...that's a convincing argument Whaaat $140000 for just cleaning and feeding a fish? Some people don't know how lucky they are haha. Thanks for the link

Hmm your probably right. But I gotta say, tracing paper can be fun. Haha stooopid guy indeed. It looks a bit photoshoped actually...i dont buy it xD. Have you seen the escalator sign one? Hehe it cracks me up.

Why do I get the feeling you're the only one whose voting in this? lmao..okay I'll keep score I think people get more upset about people not letting things go rather than being laid back. Plus laid back people are so much easier to be around haha.

Yeah buy our book and get headache pills for free! Ooh lemme know when you put it up. Hm you'd probably get along well with my grandpa...his whole property is full of engines and tractors n shit...its like engine lovers galore xD

Ooh noo were not trapped, theyre just trapped outside Ooh noo we'll get some clever dude to develop some chip that goes in their brain and limits their intelligence haha so they cant get tha intelligent . Oooh ooh dear, sowwi to hearr that! Aha Ive never seen one either xD only ever seen snakes a the zoo, and the closest to a snake outside the zoo would bee.... a slow worm in the garden, and that scared the life outta me . Haha Yeahh but I mean a whole snake... a toungeful of water... must take aaages to fill them lmao! Ooh sounds scrumptious! Haha noo breakfast?? Do you find this... If you have breakfast you get hungry in the day, and if you dont, then well... personally I could go a whole day without food =D

Ooh yeah why not! Make sure we get front top spots though! wouldnt want anyone to steal them! Lmao baking cookies all day would be awesome, although I cant cook xD You shall hav to send me a sample of cookies in your old age =p.

Corrr we didnt do very well in this whole gene thingy did we? Just.. blame the parents xD Mind, actually maybe its a good thing? Haha *thwack*.... I am SO SORRY!!! it was an... accident haha... The caretaker has to.. clean to pool, erm clean the beach, and just handle the media... kind of... blog loll... Oh and feed the fish I think. but he got a house on an island for his whole family and earns like $140000 or something... :s... And well what dya know?? The like base for the schools in Cali LINK

Yeah im thinkings google virtually all knowingness would be a little easier than tracing paper xD... Google actually does know.. everything! :L Aah well thank you very much for your generosity! Lmao I honestly dont know!? Some stooopid guyy LOL And the escalator... just.... is fake, lol, noone builds a wall on an escalator... you couldnt :L... youd build it and its just move to the bottom xD

Lmao.. see how many people I wake up.. well I vote you to be the one to chase me and count! pmsl! Haha mmm well you can be too laid back, and just... pee a few people off :L in the process... Ahh well that is a god quality to have...

Lool! Well maybe the warnign and some headache tablets with it xD that way were covered Yeahh all this spare time on my hand Indeed I shall... Haha and I shall put the results on tha 'net might be a few days though... aid back is me Aha yeahh its keeping me company while everyones out :L tis good to have a friend like an engine :L... Thanks

Haha nobody comes or goes..makes it sound like were trapped xD Just as long as we dont train them too well that they take over our beloved island. Yeah he's okay now, but he had to spend a few days in ICU...kinda scary. I don't think we have vipers over here...can't say I've ever seen one. We've got plenty of grass snakes though. Hm maybe they just stick out their flicky tongue and lick the water? Haha just a guess. Nah not for breakfast..I usually don't get hungry until about noon. So chicken sandwich for lunch and strips for dinner

With the population so low, we could probably have them personalized with our names painted on LOL. Jeeze I hope I don't end up like that! I'd rather be the wierd lady with a bunch of cats who bakes cookies all day lmao

Ahaha yes gentle giants indeed. Guess we didn't get the violence gene either. I dont think I could even get as fall as a pulp...Id get one punch in then "ahh sorry!" So what does the caretaker actually do?? Yes you do that research, then inform me of your discoveries

Okay, google maps would probably be an easier way to go. Google knows everything. Your welcome for the land! It's just extra space to me...I can recycle it. haha wow, who invented that? LOL oh and that escalator one, seriously? That one seems a little fake.

LOL it could be like a game. You can't retrace your steps and you have to wake up as many people as you can Nahh you can't be tooo laid back, poeple are usually so uptight you gotta even it out a bit. I think I'm pretty laid back..it takes a lot to make me mad. (:

Hahaha I already feel bad for anyone who picks up this book. Warning: Will cause headache to anyone who reads. You should give it a go! why not aye? Aww why lonely? Ohh right the island thing, thats a bummer. =/ Well at least you have something to occupy your time with. Your feedback is much appriciated as well

Lol... gotta be a world firsts, and come on if we trained em up really strong they;d be quite a good border security i rekon, seeing as noones leaving and noones coming in :L... Oooh aah they dont sound pleasant... He did? He ook? Bet that was horrible! Ooh you have them over there dont you?? Worst we get are grass snakes and vipers and Ive never seen either one of them ... Ooh well what d'ya know lol you learn something new every day lmao, I cant imagine a snake drinking though, I mean is it even possible? i bet his water just... evaporated Actually he was parched! LOL how can you just have chicken alll dayy?? Even for breakfast??? :L

Lmao yeahh just get out and give them a smug smile xD, doing better than yous fools haha I get to park at the front! That would be awesome everywhere we just had parking spaces ready reserved! Lmao yeah lock you up untill you were lying on the floor, then when you were asleep drag you back to the ward until you were ready to go... Youre going to be scary in your old age y'know!

Aww yeahh same here methinks... I couldnt hit someone at all really, just gentle giants arent we really... Lmao! Love you little advising words, just beat someone to a pulp and nurse them back to heath LOL niiice! Yeahh I watched some program ont hat caretaker job, about the bloke who ot it, oooh it looks sooo cool! Haha yeahh I might do some... research and find out how hard it is to come on laterr :L...

Giant tracing paper? I reckon print off some google maps, cut it roughly to shape, send it off to the people who are going to move it and they'll sort it for you Thanks very much by the way for all this land your sending, tis much appreciated! Yeahh the toilets, are like 2 urinals in a blokes toilet, and theyve built them so close in the corner you could only stand at one at a time loll... I know what you mean about legit though... the esca;lator going into the wall springs to mind there

Lmao yeahh just drive away hooting the horn madly haha, and dont go down a strett more than once or they will catch you! Hehe mmm its ook, but I am waaay too laid back, honestly, I used to be the complete opposite, and now I just really dont mind anything lol...

Yeahh itll take aages to read the book cause people will just sit htere looking at the pictures trying to work out how tey relate to anything in the book at all, let alone on the page, before dismissing it as a publishing error ... Indeed we shall go down in TH history!! Woo! Thats well good! I might have to give it a go actually haha love itt!! Yeahh that engine the cure of my boredom (: sitting out there all lonely so thats what Ive been doing the past few days :L... And why thank you verrry much your feedback is muchly appreciated

Your most welcome. haha our security system is ran by snakes...lovee it. Yes a friendly introduction is in order...just as long as its not a rattler. My dad got bit by one a month or so ago So I'm not too fond of them. Yeah snakes pee! Who woulda thunk it? I used to have a snake and the water would dissapear after a few days, so Im assuming he drank it. *shrugs* Chicken = awesome. In fact thats like all I ate yesterday..mmm.

Yeahh people probably would stare at something like that..ah but they just wish they could park closer...we get front row parking Haha I probably would, maybe they'll just stick me in a batting cage to let my energy out hehe

Haha I don't think I could beat the "living ahem" out of anybody, I'd probably end up apologizing and giving them an ice pack lmao. Yeah you have to keep a bandage on it for a couple days to let it heal, and keep it moisturized so it doesn't dry out. Ah yes caretaker is #1, true true. LOL those masseurs are just so private! they have so many unknowns, like a secret society

Oh yeah let me just get out my giant tracing paper and turn california and england into puzzle pieces xD Yuss they would be pretty annoyed, but they'll get used to it. I haven't seen that toilet one. =/ Some things on there are just so ridiculous though, hard to believe its legit sometimes.

Haha that will definatly cause some disruption But at 50mph, you can just run away! Ooh relaxedness is great I could use some of that.Being laid back is a good trait to have, better hold onto it for as long as possible (:

Pictures are typically made to give a visual aid..ours will just cause confusion xD I don't think TH has ever made a book, we shall go down in TH history (: I just drew the tree first, then used photoshop to make it black. Then just made silhouettes of the birds. Pretty easy actually. Taking some engine photos I see =p That dog one is really cool, nice textures you've added. And I love what you did with the sky! Amazingness. Ahaha fa sho, fa sho

Phew! Why thank yu =D Well thats border security sorted then Im not.. petrified of them, just uneasy, maybe in our Ideal USA, you can just give me a friendly introduction to them Maybe theyll take to me... Eww! Snakes pee?? Lmao.. I guess they have to, but come to think of it, do they even drink?? Ooh isnt chicken just awesome? THE best meat ever, well ducks nice, but chicken, its always soo perfect! Haha naaah pay it off some how and enjoyy =D

Loll... well parking for the easily embarrassed.. you'd get a few looks parking there lol! And be even more embarassed =p Haha aww well nout to worry.. aluminium... of course, light weight haha did that one in DT! Hehe sure would LOL you'd probably get your own ward =p

LOL yeah apart from everything.. what DO they know? =p Haha well now if you just get a pair of those gloves, you can start... being evil haha go round beat the living... ahem... out of people! LOL dont you have to like have it covered and treat it with powder and stuff and make sure you dont knock it or anything loll, she'd cotton on would mum loll... It would wouldnt it? Well apart from being a caretaker on that island... loll haha they couldnt practice on dummys or they could do anything surely.. maybe each other though.. that has to be a cool school still! Noone knows, its all part of their... secrecy thingy...

Haha aaah it wouldnt be so baad new unexplored land to go.. if you could cut it so it matched up perfectly to our coast too, thatd be great! Haha maybe not all those annoying Americans, all those Annoyed Americans pmsl... Aha yeahh I guess it has to be Ill just walk round not looking down hehe... I know what you mean bout failblog though, like those toilets that were like.. built so you couldnt go in each of the same time lol, thats the one that sticks in my mind anyway ...

:L Yeahh lil babay tractor tearing round the streets, for greater effect do it at 2 in the morning thatll really get them heated haha... You want something in returnn?? My gratitude Haha naaah ermmm... you can have my relaxedness since im soo laid back right now :L

Lmao make it a completely confusing book, Love it! we must get a publishers approval, anyone sold a TH book before =/ we'd be TH best sellers selling just one copy ... Aha I commenteted, it actually... amazing, howd you do it?? I dont get the whole TH blogging thing it confuses me, but Il try and work it out haha... Ive been taking some piccymatures, if you goo to the flickr in my signature then you'll see the latest, TH complained when I tried to upload them ... Yeahh they dont understand the power of the smileys Well theyre missing out fo sho!

Haha awe okay then, I shall protect you from the petrifying snakes. Although last time I picked one up, it peed on me lmao. Hmm I'm not sure I have a favorite but everytime we go out I always order something with chicken, so i suppose it would be that. Ah very true...doesn't do any good to wallow when you have a nice new laptop sitting in front of you.

Ooh I've always wanted a special parking space! Parking for the easily embarrased. xD I was never good at chemistry either..I think they have aluminum too? Hm.. Lmao that would actually be a pretty scary sight, crazy old lady

Ahh what do those men in white coats know...besides rocket science and all that lol. Haha oh right I do have a bat..and titanium gloves! I'd be indestructable. Hehe just play dumb. 'they told me it would fade in a couple days!' then again, maybe it best just to not show her That would be the best job in the world. Unfortunatly I think they just practice on dummy's or each other...but who knows?!

Aw I'd feel bad for those who live on the coast of England, expecting to wake up to a beautiful ocean view and instead seeing those annoying americans xD Ooh that is sweet of her...although I have to agree, in the summer it is kind of neccesary Epic site indeed! I swear some people in this world are doing things with their eyes closed. Makes me feel a little less of an idiot haha

Haha I can imagine driving one around town, making so much noise, then people look out to see that tiny little thing Haha a TH transfer of skills...well hey if I'm giving you mine, what skills do I get?

Yess pictures and drawings that have nothing to do with the text LOL. Yusss a TH best seller. Oh and by the way I kinda finished something I was working on (partically inspired by you telling me to draw something) soo it's in my blog if you care to check it out (: Aw thats a bummer. I reckon they dont write messages this long too often, so they use 5 smileys tops. *sigh* they just don't understand.

Aaaah well... I'll make sure you're between me and them cause Im petrified of them :L... Ooh I know its so tiring isnt it? Just feel like I need a guuurd long rest :L. LOL Yeash hah fish and chips happens to be my dish of choice... yours? Hehe aah well close your eyes and enoy wha youve got, thats the way forwards, else it was pointless getting it (: Aww desktops can have their advantages...

Haha we'l we'd have our own separate parking bays because of it, ok not.. cant play just.. wont play through sheer embarrassment Haha erm I thiiink so, think they like.. alloy it so its mixed, cause its raaather expensive.. I think, loll I was never tha good at chemistryy Lmao haha yeahh everyone'll be petrified of yu though! some old lady carrying this baseball bat lol!

Its reellly... applicable loll, theres loads of sayings men in whit coats sit and study, nod and greatly approve of.. but that one applies like all the time 100% of the time ... Haha I guess lmao.. but wat are we staying run?! You're the crazy old lady with the baseball bat :L Just turn round and whack 'em . Yeah LOL... Hey mum look what I got done today, dw its only temporary... Imagine her face 3 weeks later when It still hadnt faded lol! LOL.... Ooh are there such things? Do'ya rekon theres a job to be like laid there and massaged allll day?? Surely that has to be one of the best jobs in the world... sure theyre new to it, but come on some must be good, haha that'd be sooo cool!

Indeed it would LOL ooh and england gaining half as much land mass as the old cali would be suspicious would it :L Thatd also make world news too :P... Ooh ok maybe not fear.. but phobia? I actually really dislike them LOL My GF never wears flip flops round me cause shes nice but come the summer she says its inevitable... argh!!! Aha yeah game show'd be horrible too, watching thems fine loll but yeah I'd screw up.. freeze up so bad on tv... Oooh and FailBlog!!! Epic site! :L

Hehe yeahh I mean how hard is it to make stuff the colour already and then to waste time painting it!? Cor some people have tooo much time on their hands! LOL it does doesnt it? Its actually amazing, some of them are so loud too! Like real sports cars they have massive exhausts on the lot ahah Ima shut up now lmao! Aha why thank yu, then sure you can have you skills back :L just do a TH transfer riiight back xD

We must be approaching 7 pages sometime soon... surely :L I rekon pad it out with pictures and your drawings... We could have a hardback best seller on the way :L. Hehe yeahh.. not doing so well... 2 people have voted against ... I know!