Greyhounds tend to be thin, and very lazy - so easy to eat
Plus I've been very hungry recently
Oh and I don't have a cat
Though my aunt does, and all the dogs in the family obey it

Sorry but dogs are way bigger than cats, there's no way you could fight that dog to eat it. It has bigger claws than your cat, AND, bigger fangs. So ha. :P

*goes down stairs eat our pet dog*
we believe dog steak is tasty - but could be a bit more refined

Dogs have told me they are so above picture wars now, you don't deserve the cuteness of dog photos. So you will have to exist in a dog photoless TH world for denying that dogs are the rulers. Have fun being miserable.

King Cat appreciates your compliment about our music taste, however we are not amused about your sarcasm

Crush 40 said in some thread that you have cool music taste, and if you have music taste similar to his and mine then it has to be amazing.

By the way puppies are still a million times better than kitties.

Finally!!!

Truce for the mo then

Half cat, half dog. A tie?

Cat commands, dogs obey

So I'm expecting a written apology