O.M.G! Jaw literally hit the floor! xD How lucky can you get!!??

Hey...guess who may get to go on a vacation to the Bahamas this summer with Jon and his family?

D'aww thanks. You're a wonderful friend, too. Btw, I sleep with a gun under my pillow and if you even come into my room, I'll blow your brains out. NIGHT!

Your blashpemy has made me tired. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight, my infidel *cough cough* I mean, wonderful friend who I'd never try to poison in his sleep...

NO NO NO! Don't kill me again! I promise, I'll learn to like them!

BLASPHEMER! INFIDEL! EEEEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIILL!!!

Okay, the peanut butter ones are good. I haven't had them in a while, though. I like the taste of ritz, but the after taste...bleck.

I'm just talking about plain ritz alone. And the ones with peanut butter are fucking amazing, don't deny it!

Nooooo!! CAN'T I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE OPINIONS ON CHEESE SNACK PRODUCTS ARE HEARD???!