Shush you. I wouldn't be seen dead in a check shirt or hiking boots unless I was actually going hiking. It's not easy at all!

I don't go to TH meets

Come on, dressing for a girl date is easy. Checked shirt, hiking boots, and no makeup. Just a shame you didn't stop shaving a month ago, because that would've added to the effect nicely.



BTW, I'm totally coming to the next TH meet just to prove you wrong.

Sighhhh

I have to tell you, this is kind of what you look like in my head



<3 Sorry! Can't help my imagination

SO NERVOUS about my girly date tomorrow... just done my nails, not sure what to wear.




although after spending about 8 hours in the library today I can tell you everything you need to know about contraception and STI's,
frankly it's enough to put anyone of heterosexual sex.

It's cool. I have a backup. Well, actually two backups. I just hate waiting for things.



Hang on, have you been stalking my conversations with other people? Stoppit.

Also, chill out! stop obsessing about texts! you're not dating, you've been on one date, play it cool

Hahahahahahaaaaaa unlucky.

Deferred. Date was good apart from that, though. She's pretty hot.

So Achernon. How was the sexy time?

Pfft, it isn't shooting down if she suggests an alternative time. My plans are just delayed, that's all. Soon, the Panzer division of my cock will burst through the Maginot Line of her vagina.

Can you tell I'm drunk?

PS what you mean is she shot you down.... GUTTED for you!