Hey George!
Welcome to TeenHelp! My name is Alessa and I'm one of the many buddies on this site. We help new users feel comfortable here and find their way around. Your username made me giggle. Quite an interesting one! Since you're new, feel free to introduce yourself in the Arrivals and Departures forum. It's a great place to get to know some of the people around the site and learn about all the features here. The chat room is also a nice place to feel more comfortable with the people and make new friends. Don't hesitate to let me know if you need anything!
Hope to see ya around,
Alessa