My mum wanted to make a salad and I love cucumber salad, so I decided to make a sacrifice. I watched a German movie called "Schweinskopf al dente", it was really good, but they kept showing pizza and I got really hungry. What did you do tonight? Have you become man of the match again since we last talked?

Haha very true. Why just a single cucumber? What movie you going to see?

Now that we are talking your life will be very exciting again I'm going to the movies in a few minutes and earlier in the day I went to the grocery store to buy a single cucumber

I'm good thanks. Bored though. What you been up to?

Pretty good, how about you?

Hey, how's it going?

Me too, sleep well and remember to get up early to save the world in your tight spandex

You wish anyway on that note. I'm off to bed. Night

So do I and I'm telling you it doesn't

Pfff my spandex outfit rules