Your neighbours mow the lawn naked? Eww

I hate it when my neighbours (who are all 30+ years old) do that and they really seem to enjoy themselves

You might still be stuck in a cell for a while considering the distance is at least 1.000km, but I'll get there eventually

Well I wasn't naked, I was only wearing some shorts tho lol

I'll remember that when I need bail

So you were mowing the lawn in your birthday suit? Your neighbors must have enjoyed that

As your adoptive mother I would bail you out if you were to go to jail anyway because I'm a cool mum, so you keep doing you

Haha yeah it was, didn't even have chance to get changed. Stupid parents. Please adopt me

Don't worry, I've done loads of illegal things, and been caught a few times too so will have to stay out of trouble for a while if I do want to join haha

That's really interesting and I guess I shouldn't tell you about all the illegal stuff I have done, then (which is nothing except watching TV shows online). As far as I know you have to be in really good shape physically to be able to join the police, so soccer should come in handy.

That's just cruel, I'll adopt you.

Haha not really decided yet. I'd love to do something involving football (soccer) either playing or coaching. I kinda want to follow my dad and join the Police. Cant decide.

Yeah, I mowed the lawn. Got dragged out of bed by my mum to do it lol

Ooh, that makes sense. Do you already know what you want to do for a living?
(And have you mowed the lawn yet? )

Yeah I wish I could, you school sounds awesome. Yeah we finish high school after our GCSE's and then go to college to do A-levels.

Your school is no fun, you should come here as an exchange student and never leave So do you graduate after your GCSE exams or do you do A levels as well? I'm really bad with all this.