Oh, and my lawn mower broke my ipod. Eh, I'm alright.
What happened to the dog?! Is he/she alright now?!

Are you okay now *worried face*
My laptop broke completely with no chance of repair
my ipod froze
and my dog almost choked to death.

I just got randomly extremely suicidal and triggered. I want to self harm so badly. I texted a helpline and the guy I was talking to just seemed annoyed with me and he seemed like he didn't want to talk so I just said "I don't care. Bye." Now I'm paranoid that he's gonna call the cops.
Your turn, what happened today?

My day sucked my night was okay
You first why'd your night suck?
Ok cool
I feel very happy and satisfied knowing that

"and the cornener declared herrr Dead" da da da da

My day was good. However my night sucked.
Hbu?
In Wicked, it tells the story of the Cowardly lion, the tin man, and the scarecrow. the cowardly lion is so cowardly because it was trapped in a cage as a cub (but the "bad" witch saved him and set him free), the tin man was a guy who died but she brought him back to life but to do that she had to remove his heart so he could live, and she made the man a scarecrow so he couldn't feel the guards beating him and they could never kill him.

I don't remember the wizard of oz very wellI remember the flying monkeys and dorthy and tin man and the lion and scarecrow and the yellow brick road and the tornado and toto and the red shoes and that's it
but I don't remember the plot but I do think I remember her

How are you how was your day?

She's the good witch from Wizard of Oz.

And who is Glinda?

its the untold story of the witches of Oz. It's about them in school and how the good witch and the wicked witch used to be friends but the wicked witch isn't really wicked it's just because of rumors and people made her wicked by bullying her.

Very cool
what was it about