I think that's cool!
My eyes are almond shaped, I like that about them.

Well mine look like i have mascara on cause they're thick and long

I'm sure its hardly noticeable! I love eyelashes.

cause my eyelashes are so close together
and mostly cause i always have bags under my eyes which i hate
it's my most hated feature

Why your eyes?

no no it's okay i understand

I'm gonna be thinking that you think my eyes are weird

I would think you think I'm ugly. and fat. And I'd feel sorry for dragging you into the video chat because you'd be stuck looking at my ugly face on your computer.
I'm sorry. I know you're not shallow like that, it's just... idk.

Why would you be paranoid?
it's just me
what would your paranoid brain think i'm thinking?

Because otherwise I'll be paranoid the entire time. It makes me feel somewhat pretty and I like it.

Why are you going to put on make up?