Just as long as no one's around. I've had awkward questions about that before.

Of course, as I'm not there, shall I just hug my laptop?

In that case. I can has hug?

I love hugs, they're the best, you can't beat a good hug.

Ohhh I rather like hugs
I randomly hug my dad when I get lonely.

Aww I love short people though because they give the most amazing hugs.

I'm like.. 5'3. And she's not much taller. But still tall enough to call me midget.
I get a promotion?

How tall, or short even, are you?
That sounds good to me and I think it gets the message across pretty well.
You really could be Santa then, buy loads of random stuff, shove it in a sack and then just let people pick stuff out!

Because Rie already calls me midget. Not my fault I'm short.
All I could get at the time was stuff from Asda that says 'Happy Christmas' all over it and has cute little Santas.
I will do. Except, I'd keep panicking about whether the list covers everything. I'm close to just giving up, buying a load of random crap, wrapping it up and letting people take their pick.

Why not a little helper?
Yeah I know what you mean, what kind of wrapping paper do you have for this Christmas then?
You should try it! It's so much easier crossing stuff off when you've got it and then you don't have to panic.