We did! One guy hugged all four of us with signs while his girlfriend gave us death stares.

I've always wanted to do something like that! Did you get many hugs?

It does, actually.
As does walking around Glasgow with a sign that says 'FREE HUGS!! (we won't press charges)'

That'll have you grinning for hours will it?

You have no idea.
Take a sheet of paper and write 'please turn over' on both sides.

You're easily pleased.

The woman. Only because I saw her and laughed at her.. Yeah nevermind.

Do you have the man or the woman?

My legs have a habit of shaking a lot when my weight's on them. Not losing balance or anything, just shaking. So the trainer tells me I'm 'a bit unsteady' when I'm still upright.
I want to hit that trainer.

I know how you feel, mine doesn't even tell me that I'm off balance, it just tells me how I'm wobbly.