That's so English Gentleman, I love it.
I'm doing alright, excitedness.
Hey, random VMs are always good. They make one smile.

'Ello 'ello.
I think we have spoken before but only a little bit!
I'm pretty good thank you, how are you doing?
Thank you for the message, I really appreciate it.

Jake. Hai.
Have we talked before? Yes? No?
Either way. I had to come say hai.
How are you?
*Normality*

I'm glad to hear that you're alright and everything. I hope you have a really good time Christmas shopping and get everything that you're hoping to get. No plans I don't think for me but it's okay.

Yeah it's been alright. My aunt just cornered me, handed me £5, made me swear to a god I don't believe in that I'm okay and said I can talk to her anytime.
Heading out Christmas shopping tomorrow though.
Do you have any plans?

I guess that's good then. How has your weekend been so far anyway? Any plans?

Well it's over now. Unless I meet him in the street, I never have to see the guy again.

That's still three years too long though Nat!

Lol nah. In fairness he only got creepy the past 3 years or so.

ONLY?! WOAH! I have the biggest bundle of respect for you.