You should, I mean I could have some crazy condition which means every once in a while I have the red sea flood out of my nose so I have to be prepared with all these essentials. <3

Riiiiight. I believe you.

For.. nose bleeds? <3

I'm actually worried about exactly why you would have tampax pearl to begin with.

*Quickly hides the tampax pearl* Oh yeah, I will do! <3

Aha! You caught me. I'm mother nature. Just keep me away from the tampax pearl.

Natural, just like the nature, you're mother nature in disguise. Me too, perhaps we would just have to sweet talk him or something! <3

Exactly! I'm so natural!
Bahaha I'd be screwed. I literally cannot do push ups. At all. <3

You're a slacker by nature and you love nature. He probably says that she's unavailable but I'll give you a shake for ten push ups! <3

Pffft. I'm a slacker by nature.
Maybe when she calls in sick, the guy takes her place and says she's unavailable. <3