You'll be in Glasgow because I kidnapped you to come see random Scottish stuff. <3

Thank you for the advice, I'll remember that one if I ever happen to be in Glasgow for some funny reason. <3

I changed the lyrics. "It's raining Ries, hallelujah! It's raining Ries, for me...!"
I had a friend who said that beds were just chavs with bad accents. If you're ever in the middle of Glasgow on a Friday night and see guys with too much jewellery with girls wearing practically nothing and carrying alcohol bottles/energy drinks. Stay away from them, those are neds. <3

That's a really good song so I don't blame you for singing along ot it. Woah, I didn't know that, you learn something new every day. <3

True. I was singing along to It's Raining Men at work tonight and remembered being 8 or so and singing it.
Neds are just Scottish chavs. Stands for Non-Educated Delinquent. Only difference being, they're a bit more dangerous us here <3

Time goes so quickly these days that six or seven years I can let slide. Haha, well to be honest, it's not every day that somebody is sick while you're walking them back to their room so I think it's quite exciting. Neds? <3

I was only 6 or 7 years off.
Actually, the part where I said it was the most exciting part of my day wasn't sarcasm. It really was the most eventful thing to happen to me so far. I have no life.
I do love English people. But only some of them. Cause some are jerks and neds and annoying. <3

Haha, I guess that is kind of close? I cannot quite sense the sarcasm, I think you might have to turn it up a little. You love us English people though. <3

And here was me thinking he'd be about 9. Whoops. Oh yes. It was the best part of my day. I can't wait to to it again.
Can you sense the sarcasm?
And haha "well enjoyed that" That's so English. <3

He's 15, he'll be 16 in September. Ooft, yummy! I bet you well enjoyed that. <3