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Last Activity: May 15th 2012 09:00 AM
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Have an awesome year
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Although, I'm not sure if it is possible for chairs to smile?
About Me
- Basics
- Name
- Chair FritzFurniture
- Gender
- monoecious
- Location
- Some dark warehouse
- About
- About me
- You can't fold me. I'll break if you do.
- Details
- Relationship status
- It's complicated
- Sexuality
- Undecided
- Ethnicity
- Oak
- Occupation
- about 6 cube feet
- Politics
- Apathetic
- Religion
- Agnostic
- Zodiac sign
- Don't know
- Interests
- Hobbies
- Having people sit on me. Most chairs don't enjoy it much, but I sure do.
- Music
- Some old chairs make cool sounds. I wanna grow old and make cool sounds too.
- Movies
- Is this a trick question?
- Television
- This one must be rhetorical!
- Games
- Musical chairs.
- Books
- Please...
- Sports
- n/a
- Heroes
- Caesar's throne.
- Favorite quotes
- A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?
-Albert Einstein
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
-Bill Cosby
If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.
-Cameron Diaz
Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.
-Stephen Fry
The discontented man finds no easy chair.
-Benjamin Franklin
This is a very superficial job. I sit in a chair for two hours and get hair and makeup done and talk about myself in interviews. That's a very vain thing to do. And I do get caught up in it sometimes.
-Selena Gomez
When I was in junior high school, the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair.
-Sylvester Stallone
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
-Stephen King
You know the first time I sat in the chair I felt anything but up, it was very emotional for me. I had a chair in my hotel room, a chair at rehearsal, and I was trying to spend as much time as I could in the chair.
-Gregory Hines
