Average Joe
*** Bloody_Obsession OfflineSam, The Almighty |
Last Activity: January 26th 2017 03:21 AM
About Me
- Basics
- Name
- Jason
- Gender
- Trans
- Location
- Virginia
- About
- About me
- I have been a member of this website for quite some time now and every once in a while, life gets a good handle on me and I come in and out at various rates at various times. I'm dysfunctional, in a functional kind of way. My life is organized chaos but it works for me. I identify as male. Although, I was born a female. I am criminal justice major. I love to read just about anything with words on it and spend time with my wife. That is me in a gist.
- Details
- Here for
- Like to help and be helped
- Relationship status
- Married
- Sexuality
- Bisexual
- Ethnicity
- Caucasian/White
- Education
- University - Undergraduate
- Occupation
- Wal-Mart
- Politics
- All politics are a joke!
- Religion
- Non Denominational Christian
- Zodiac sign
- Taurus
- Interests
- Hobbies
- Reading. Working Out. Playing With My Son. Playing Guitar. Writing.
- Music
- Anything with a rhythm.
- Movies
- RENT, bend it like beckam, the longest yard, legally blonde, american outlaws, scooby doo, gothika, saw, the grudge, the scorpian king, gladiator and a lot more.
- Television
- Netflix.
- Games
- Halo and Call of Duty.
- Books
- Anything with Words and a plot.
- Sports
- Softball, Volleyball, Soccer, Diving, Cross-Country
- Heroes
- anybody who has picked themselves up after a broken heart
- Other interests
- Quotes:
"are you kidding? i have no problem punching a girl or kicking a guy in the nuts. i walk the elderly across the street and leave em half way and i take candy from babies! i'm just that gangster! what?!"
-Me
"Don't hit the weeny dog in your writing. Honk for the weeny dog and give him time to get out of the way."
-Ms. Sullivan
"Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing."
-Taco Bell Mild Sauce Packet
"I don't catch anything I can't spell."
-Me
David: Can you get me a cheeseburger but instead of cheese, can you put a hundred dollar bill under the bun?
Chandler: Can you shit a pile and fall back in it?
David: No, but I can shit a brick, wanna see?
Tiff's Mom: You'd never wear that!
Tiff: No, but it would look pretty in my closet!
Tiff: Well, I'm not gonna be easy!
Tiff: Wait... okay, that so did not come out right.
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Signature
- *I bleed for you that's why I cut those simple scars are just deep thoughts.*Take it from someone who's fallen... it's a long way down.
*Rock bottom is good solid ground, and a dead end street is just a place to turn around.