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As in I'm actually stopping you work. I find that hard to believe. You must just procrastinate lots

Hurrah! A win on my part

I should, and I will, as I'm going out shortly, but am I really THAT much of a distraction?

Think you got me down eh?
I'm not really nervous in real life. If anything, I'm weirder. I also talk to much, walk into things, and am not nearly as eloquent as online. I have time to think about what to say here.
But I mean, one can't convey clumsiness over the internet really.
People tell me it's endearing, I just fear for my life half the time.
I think it will be, unless they have annoying accents. Can't stand annoying accents, but we've covered this

But why should they?
Trying extra hard can make you into someone you're not, and then you're not getting to know the real them.
Don't get me wrong, I ain't gonna slack with my impressing you
That was a fine amount of drunkness. Hangover today?

I hope you realise that I'm not gonna work extra hard to impress you. You have to like me for natural me, or I'm out
I'm rather upset that I didn't get to make fun

Ah so I have to keep you interested? Not the other way around?
I'm sure I can meet that challenge.

Shan't ignore it, sorry. If it's bad, you will be made fun of

Ooo what sort of mind games? Will they seriously mess with me?

Oh dear, blind dates? Seriously? I don't think I could ever do that. New people are strange :|

Challenge accepted!!

Lightening fast response there.

It's more like, I've become to accustomed to blushing that I've stopped

I've managed to control my embarrassment blushing. I know now that almost everything I say can, and will be used as a sexual innuendo.
Guess you got some mad skills going on then?