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It's the best way to be
And it would be hilarious, but mainly because I do it so often. Landed on my ass... well back last night. People tried to pick me up, so I went for the passive resistance route and ended up on the floor. Least I wasn't picked up....hate being picked up.
Anywaysss, I'm rambling. I'll shush

More assumptions!
Though I'm really far too nice for my own good, so I'd probably let you win.
Or, you know, I'd trip over my arm or something stupid.

Oh the possibilities.
Gosh, really? I play dirty though

Eh, they can choose. Within reason.

I shall meet you at dawn in Holyrood Park!

Wait... that seems more like something I should say if we were having a duel.
Mohs well, still dawn!!

I'll have you know I can walk very well in bags!
I don't, but sometimes I think I should.

Damn, I missed an L. Flailing. And yes, they would be failing too.
And also, damn. I really need to think about what I say...
Change that to 1 person sleeping bag with braces to hold it up, much better

You'd be far too distracted by my hand gestures and failing arms to do any checking out.
Also, I'd be wearing a duvet to avoid such things

I don't do silence, if you're quiet, I'll be talking. About anything.
I'm making up for lost time you see, I didn't really speak before the age of 17.

Ah, but I ain't people.
And we have been talking for days now...well, in time, but in actual conversation this would have probably just taken an hour. Crazy!