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Ok, numero uno: don't call me baby.
And numero due: you must be crazy if you think you could find anyone better than me. I am the ultimate person in the universe, period.

Alan Rickman told me so

Oh honey, you could never replace me

You should be so lucky to be going out with me

Everyone is shallow, just in different ways. I mean, I wouldn't be attracted to someone shorter than me, so I can't judge if other people want a very attractive partner.
Well, I would probably not agree to a blind date, mistake 1 for you
I would probably go on the date, cause I'd feel horrifically guilty if I left her standing there, but that's just me. She could be cool enough to be your friend, even if she isn't attractive. So you might end up having a good night.

It's all hypothetical really, guess it depends on how you feel in that moment in time.

Nice work there. Maybe she'll have a lovely 'personality' that will win you over

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER ACHERON. Get off teenhelp, get off facebook (oh yes, I know..) and get your essay done. In the long run does it matter that the Wildhearts are awesome? No. No what matters is your degree so stop wasting your brain on such things at 1:30am. DO YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF PRIDE?

... too far?

"This is not an assignment that can be done the night before"... challenge accepted.

Rock out and start working at 4am. Plenty of time.

Reminds me of a nightmare I had a few nights ago where caffeine was outlawed. God.

Although this is my idea of advice.

"How do you cope failing an exam?"

"... I've never failed an exam in my life. I don't think I would cope."

Helpful, I like to think.

Acheron. I'm not quite sure this constitues as advice.

Poor guy. This does not work.

You are slightly ridiculous but that's why I adore you.

Hahaha. Touche.