[i_like_black]

I would like it please, if you would make sure there's no water on the floor after your shower.
Or on the bench after you cook or do dishes.
Please don't have the TV so loud.
You SNORE.

If you poop, close the door and open the window . . . not the other way around. I don't like to sit at my laptop and smell other people's faecal remains, thanks.

And no, I'm never going to let you "borrow" a smoke. Sort your stuff out.
And finally, of course the phone can't call cellphones. I did that on purpose. I don't want a phone bill that's more than I can pay.