Thread: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2)
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Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) - January 27th 2013, 10:26 PM
So most of you know I work in the fitting rooms of a department store. Today I was at work and this bloke who looked about 50 was looking at bikinis just next to me. This conversation ensued:
Me: (jokingly) Somehow, I don't think that'll fit you.
Him: (also joking) I was actually just looking for my size.
Me: Well, we might. You never know.
Him: I might look a bit weird though.
Me: Nahhh just get a couple of coconuts and you'll be fine.
Him: Hahahahaha good idea!

At this point, I realised his wife was behind me waiting for his opinion on the top she was trying on. She did not look amused. It took all I had not to laugh.

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