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Re: Post the last thing to make you LOL. (Part 2) - January 17th 2013, 09:43 PM

My friend told me this one last week.

Basically if you are sitting next to your partner and want your arm around them go: "If you were a pirate, would you like your parrot on this shoulder or this one?"

Hahah get it? Get it? Get it? God I love pirate jokes, let alone pick-up lines.




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