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Cool Poem About Star Wars Episode 6 - July 25th 2012, 12:30 AM

This is a poem I wrote about Star Wars Episode six. It's not accurate in places, but I never claimed to be an expert.

A Poem About Episode Six

Welcome to Episode Six,
This time out is the final time out,
Before Episode One.
Catching up from where Five left off,
Return of the Jedi.
It won't be easy as they'll find.

They go to rescue Han.
R2 and C3P0 make first contact
And it goes really bad.
End up scared out of their wits.
Chewie is next to show up,
Captured by a bounty hunter.

But the bounty hunter's fake.
It's actually Princess Leia,
She frees Han and gets captured.
Jabba The Hutt takes to her,
She'll be enslaved like Oola was,
But she'll try and hang around.

Luke finally decides to show.
Calls himself a Jedi knight,
But like a fool he's down the pit.
He meets the Rancor with a pig.
Nearly gets kills by it,
But turns things around.

Lando in his good disguise,
Watches as Luke and Han,
Are sentenced to their deaths.
Leia in a gold bikini.
Lucky Han doesn't have his sight,
He would be surprised!

On the barge and to the pit.
Sentenced to be fed to the Sarlacc.
But things don't go so smooth.
Luke makes his great escape.
Leia kills off Jabba.
Boba falls to his death.

On the Falcon safe and sound.
Bad guys killed and the droids found.
The Falcon heads off to the fleet.
Luke takes a detour,
Sets a course for Dagobah
He heads to see Yoda.

Yoda is on his final feet.
Over nine hundred years of age,
Life's taken it's toll.
He says Vader is Luke's father,
Speaks of another Skywalker,
Then he fades into the force.

Ben Kenobi fills in the blanks.
Leia is his sister.
Luke has heard enough today.
He's really quite unsure.
He heads back to the fleet.
He must defeat Vader.

Plans of a new Death Star,
Reach the rebels after blood and death,
Mon Mothma says knock out the shield.
Han puts together a team,
Lando commands the space assault.
Where could it go wrong?

Vader could sense Luke in the force.
The Endor moon team got ambushed.
Leia met up with Ewoks.
They ended up all trapped.
C3P0 saved the day,
But he was really shocked.

The Ewoks helped the rebels out.
Luke handed himself in.
Vader was most pleased at his boy.
Luke tried to appeal to his Dad.
But Vader had none of it.
He was a changed man.

Sidious wears his all black robes.
Vader's stuck in a suit,
After a horrible accident.
The minions are all British.
Every now and then one dies,
Vader force chokes them then lies.

And then the rebels attacked real strong.
Luke Skywalker came to visit,
Then Sidious insisted he stayed,
But things didn't go to plan.
Luke resisted everything,
He wouldn't be won round.

The Death Star opened fire.
To protect itself from harm,
But there was a fatal part.
Leia and Han they did escape.
They shut down the shield and
The rebels had the upper hand.

On board the Death Star bridge.
Sidious reveals his plan,
He had Vader attack Luke,
But Luke came to his senses,
Saw his father's mechanical side,
And that prompted him to change sides.

Vader watched Sidious torture him.
Whipped to his senses,
By Luke who cried in pain.
Vader threw Sidious away.
Down to his death he fell,
But Vader was also hurt.

Luke carried his father away,
But Vader wasn't strong enough.
And he passed away.
The rebels won the fight.
The Death Star was destroyed,
But Luke managed to escape to the surface.

There he made a big grand fire.
Burned his father's body up,
Then joined in with the fun.
He celebrated well with Leia and Han
And Chewbacca and Lando,
And R2 and C3P0.

And he saw from afar,
His father watching.
He was a ghost,
But he did look quite proud.
Along with him were Yoda and Ben,
And they all smiled at him.

Leia called him back.
She saw her father
And she smiled right back.
The party was well under way,
And with this comes to an end,
To a poem about Episode Six.



Hope you liked it
RoverGirl