[Celaena-Sardothian]

Hurray for my brother being an idiot, constantly throwing me to the ground, attacking me, trying to break my bones and spitting in my face. My sister is constantly asking me what's wrong, which is everything, but I can't tell her that because she'd probably tell my aunt, which would just be the icing on the cake. Woopdeedoo. My aunt and uncle are making me feel like crud because they're being way too nice to me and I totally don't deserve it, which means that they're wasting their time on me when they could be doing something useful, and I feel like dying. Oh how I love life.