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Re: Complaint of the day - April 28th 2012, 03:04 PM
I want to get this assignment perfect, but no matter which way I spin it, it ends up being something completely different every time. How the hell am I meant to cram so MUCH information into such a little word limit? This thing should at least be upped to 5,000 words! Gah.

I think I've rewritten this bastard 4 times, and each time, I get to the end and think:
"HOLD ON. THERE'S ANOTHER THING I CAN PUT IN THERE WHICH COMPLETELY THROWS THE CASE ON ITS HEAD"
So, I rewrite. After the fourth rewrite, it essentially sounds like I'm being the most shifty lawyer, not taking a side and simply regurgitating the following line:
"There is a distinct lack of evidentiary proof in relation to this matter, and it is impossible to affirmatively determine the scope of the answer to such a factual question without said facts." I CAN'T DRAW INFERENCES AT EVERY FUCKING CORNER.

Plus, I have two hours to somehow put in 63 footnotes, chop down my words by 500 and still keep the core content. :|

I am royally screwed.