Heeeeey, how are you? Haven't talked to you in a while. Been like ages. Hope you are having fun over there with all your old friends. I wonder if you told them about me. Yeah I remember after that day... On your facebook wall... Your friend called me a bitch in german. Wonders of google translate.
Oh btw yeah keep on changing my fb pictures for you, hoping you are face-palming yourself. I know you aren't. But I like to lie to myself at least, and pretend.