[Heretic]

Someday......
We're going to move on down to Tiny Town

Where the streets all seem to be moving,
But there ain't nobody there.
And the locals are all grooving,
And dancing in their underwear.

Where the streets ain't got no potholes,
And they sure ain't got no names.
And I trade off my bordello
For the brick house down the lane.

Where the houses on the rich side
Look like the houses on the poor,
Except that the really big ones
Only got windows but no doors.

You might think honesty is a virtue,
And that kindness shines on through.
But all the other towns I've been to
The people act like they got no clue.