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Hai guys,

I've pretty much never drank before but I plan on it tomorrow at someone's house.

I've never drank before which is why I obviously don't know **** about alcohol, etc. I know that how much you drink in terms of how much it does to you is dependent on many factors, mainly body mass, etc.

I'm going out at 6 and I have to be home at 10. I want to drink some time between that 4 hour frame.

(it's going to be vodka mixed with something, I don't know with what yet)

a. How much should I take? (in general, I know it pretty much depends on factors but in general if possible)

b. How do I sober up faster? People told me solid foods such as bread.

c. Can I return home at 10 in perfect shape? Talking/walking perfectly, etc?

d. Any other tips would be nice..

(for what it's worth, I'm 5'10, [EDIT] and 16 years old)
(i didn't come here to be swarmed with answers such as "don't do it, it's a bad thing!" because i'm going to do it anywho I just want to try it a little bit and at least i'm trying to look into it and get more info before i actually do)