[Sleepwalker]

Yell into a phone about how you're breaking up, in a place where you can be overheard by your family, like they do in the movies! Just make sure no one calls in the middle of the conversation, haha.

Or not.

But seriously, I agree with Tess. Just don't bring it up for a while, and if asked, say you just aren't interested in her anymore. Or maybe she broke it off with you, that way you don't have to explain why. Just say you don't know. Honestly, it's okay to not be in a relationship, no matter what anyone tells you. If and when it's supposed to happen, it will. But it's not going to happen because someone says you should be dating. Tell them to lay off.