[Algernon]

Originally Posted by Rie

"Homophobia is gay."

"You're so STRAIGHT."

"I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is."

"You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight."

"If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?"

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer.""

"No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Had to include this one.

LOL. Those are good..

But that straight lines, gay lines... Seriously not funny.