[Unicorn.]

Oh em geee, it's Nicola

Guess what? I love you! Really, I does. You're so funny, and nice, and sweet and gorgeous! I mean, seresouly, could we ask for a better person here? No, we couldn't.
And you're soo cute Even when your feeling bleh, you still take the time to make me smile, and I really appreciate that. Oh, and you have the best accent, ever, seriously, in the enitre world.
If you ever chenge, I'm going to hunt you down, and probably eat you.
Yum