[SnowKitten]

<3 wal-mart...

okay, here goes...

1. What's your name? Is it spelled C-a-r-r-i-e or K-e-r-r-i?
Actually, it's spelled C-a-r-e-y, thank you very much. Why the hell does it matter how it's spelled? WHO THE FUCK CARES THAT YOU HAD A GREAT AUNT TWICE REMOVED ON YOUR FATHERS SIDE NAMED KERRI!?!?!

2. Why are you so fat?
Why are you so insulting to people's bodies? Maybe if you weren't so pretentious, you would have friends that don't like you for *raise voice to yippy tone* your daddies porsche that he gave you for your birthday?*end sarcastic preppy voice*

3. Why'd you do that?
Because I felt like it, and I'm a child, therefore, I do not think of consequences...

4. Can I ask you a question?
I believe you just did, so if I say no, are you going to take your question back? Too late.

5. What are you wearing?
Well, obviously clothes. Would you rather I wear a leaf?

6. Do you want fries with that?
If I wanted fries, I would have said so.

7. Can I join?
Well, I was doing just fine before you came along, but since I can't be rude, sure.

8. Are you wearing perfume?
No, I just smell decent because I bathe regularly. Why don't you try it.

9. What shoes are those?
The ones on my feet.

10. How do you want to die?
I'd prefer to not die, thank you very much. But my second choice is to burn to death while drowning in a pit full of boiling tar and hungry sharks and alligators.