I get asked these a lot:
-Why are you so skinny?
Me: Well why is the grass green?
-Are you wearing contacts, your eyes can't be real!?
Me: No, my eyes are an illusion!
-How are you?/What's up?
Me: Nothing, I'm fine. Not like you care anyway.
-Why are you so weird?
Me: Gee, i don't know why i'm so weird.
-Why are you so quiet?
Me: Well why are you so loud?
Please don't ask me these
