[emerson]

From my best friend:
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, fine"
"No, you're not, you're not telling me stuff..."
"Really, nothing's going on...."
"Something has to be!"
"Erm, no, actually"
"Tell me!"

It's like in Father Ted, when Ms. Doyle is pushing tea on people. "Go on.. go on... go on.. no really, go on.. go on... GO ON!"

Also, she tends to insinuate that I'm keeping things from her, which I'm almost always not, and her insistence only serves to remind me how fecking boring my life is. She genuinely can't believe that I'm telling her everything that's worth telling.
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Also, one of the sunday school teachers at my church, recently, in front of the whole room of people:
"And how was your week Beth?"
"It was fine! Yeah, it was good..."
"Oh, that's good. Usually when I ask you you say 'good' but your tone is kind of 'don't ask me, go away'. That actually sounded... happy."

Yeah, try to make me feel like shit next time...