Re: Questions you HATE people asking you... -
August 5th 2009, 10:25 PM
Are you okay? or How are you?
-I will inevitably lie unless it's one of three people asking me
What did you guys talk about?
-Honestly Mom, it's none of your business what me and my friends talk about.
What's (insert sexual phrase here)?
-Elliot, you're 12. Go ask one of your friends because I'm sure as hell not gonna tell you.
Are you happy?
-This one is the hardest to deflect, but it comes from my dad about once a month, the only time he's not joking around.
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